WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS IF YOU HAVE EATEN WITHIN 2 HOURS AS THESE VIDEOS MAY INDUCE A PAROXYSM OF LAUGHTER THAT MAY RESULT IN REGURGITATION OF YOUR FOOD AS WELL AS SEVERE STOMACH CRAMPS. ALSO, DO NOT READ THE PASSAGE BELOW IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO A CERTAIN BRAND OF ENGLISH KNOWN AS SINGLISH IN THESE PARTS.
after skool, u bo liao go where leh? watch movie 2 ex, go ecp cycle 2 gee-na so how? ai pee ai chee ai er neh mind (if you can guess what i meant to say you are destined for engineering okay), then must go arcade! lemme intelo u 2 der most wu hua game in der arcade. *drumroll* it is para para! 1 dollar can play 5 times, play until song song. play time crisis 4 must put 2 dollars, den if u bobo shooter 1 min liao orredy. boh hua n boh shiok. play ddr lagi worse, anihow step then toh again. sian diao, so must play para para den got kick.
okay, i give up. i actually intended to carry on for some time but even with the godfather of hokkien songs, "ai pia jia eh ngiah", playing in the background and talking cock dictionary, this is all i am capable of. i wanted to put suffixes like z and x too, but i tend to go into a cardiac arrest when i see such atrocities so it's only hokkien for now. give me a few more months in engine then my hokkien sure damn up one.
on fri we went to the arcade and after much shrieking and ducking while playing time crisis, ming and i took to the ddr machine, and promptly provided much amusement to the nearby lians watching.
then we decided to challenge ourself so we played the para para. the following videos will provide you with all the info you need.
our very first try so must cheat a bit. notice the very noob fly swatting movements.
QUEEN OF PARA PARA! this is the girl who says her pyschomotor skills are poor, such modesty is very rare. look at the flawless execution and flair.
this was achieved effortlessly, talent la, what to do? it's quite sad how we've been playing time crisis, bishi bashi and photo hunt for so many years yet we never even came close to the high score.
solo item!
ming the pterodactyl. build your deltoids and latissimus dorsi muscles with this action that is modeled after the butterfly stroke. results may vary for each individual, do not try this without adult supervision.
because 6 years in r- schools have conditioned us to settle for No. 1 only. people do it on their own, we have 4 people to make sure that we get every arrow. we braved the condescending stares of on-lookers and the cruel laughter of some lian behind us to clinch the top spot. who cares about style when you don't get a single arrow! next time we also do robot dance then pwn their asses.
next week we put on our tattoos then we go lancing. then no one will laugh at us again.
our day will come.
what 4 very bored tertiary students get up to on a friday night
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