f8 show thy force

31st January
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Things aren't looking too good for you today. Once again, the Heavens show you that you are doomed to be the victim of weirdoes for the rest of your life. A creepy hall mate will wink at you in the photocopying room although the only contact you've ever had with him involved him sticking a nescafe can into your face. This is but the tip of the proverbial iceberg, and you're Titanic today.

Next, you will suggest to have dinner outside to avoid the pieces of oil drenched fibres that the communal dining hall tries to pass off as food. You skulk around the hawker centre and pick the stall with the most patrons because you figured that it would be the best bet. Unfortunately, the uncle will dish out a plate of something that vaguely resembles the prawn mee on the menu.

You feel thirsty after the horrendous meal and decide to get a drink. There will be not one, not two but three indian uncles at the drink stall who DON'T speak english. You will say, "One can of Kickapoo, please," but none of them will understand you. When your malay speaking friend finally comes to your rescue, she tells you that the can of Kickapoo you're holding cost 2 dollars. for once, you declare that you will not be a pushover anymore and decide that you would slit your throat first before you cough up 2 dollars for a can drink.

At this point, it is revealed that the uncles made a cup of tea as well because you supposedly ordered it. After much persuasion, the uncles charge you for the can drink only. As a parting shot one of the uncles say, "You speaking tea."

You will trudge on wearily, wondering how long this day will be as your friend examines her newly bought textbook. Suddenly, an uncle will squeeze between the both of you as he alights from his bus. You turn around and see that there's at least a metre of space behind you for him to walk past.

Finally, as you relax in the comfort of your room, you will receive a message telling you that you will have to spend the night doing productions stuff again for the third night in a row because you didn't get proper instructions from the ass that is in charge of productions.

shit does come in great glomping piles.


i've never said ka ni na with more venom. hong gan.