it prof: *talking about a computer program he wrote. you guys all know who dr octopus is right? doc oct?
lecture theatre: nooo.
prof: really?! you all don't know who he is? have you never watched spiderman 2?
lt: noooo.
prof: have you never watched spiderman 3?! never?
lt: nooo.
prof: my god! have you never read a spiderman comic then?
lt: nooo.
prof: ! what kind are nerds of you! i'm cooler than you.
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prof: *on our insanely difficult term assignment which is 30% of our grades. now before you start complaining, everything you need to know is on matlab help. i used matlab help.
lt: *general rumblings of dismay
prof: and i'm cooler than you!
it's time to start working when you do things like balance on the back legs of a chair while tilting your table forward during your math tutorial. what is a lazy bugger like me doing in engine really?
our day will come.
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