gems from my gem module (har de har har) before i forget. my prof makes morning lectures such a joy.
prof: and why are you taking this module? because it's a university requirement. and why must you fulfill university requirements? because you want to graduate. why do you want to graduate? because you want a good job. and what is a good job? one that makes lots of money. so you'll get a good job, marry someone you like, have the family you like, have the requisite number of kids - 2.3... well, you'll have to work with your neighbours on that.
prof on twilight: and you've got this guy, this angry guy who looks like he's haemorrhaging. or like a hammerhead shark, or both. this edward.
prof on genres: for a while fantasy was really really popular, you've got lotr with this great message! get the ring and everything will be okay. wait, beyonce said that *gestures to ring finger*
why can't engineering profs sound more enthusiastic about their subject? i'm lucky if they have all the sense of humour of a peanut butter sandwich.
our day will come.
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