ah this is the life. i've been waking up at 12 daily and lazing the days away <3 dinner yesterday was wonderful, ate until our stomachs felt like bursting. again. we always feel like exploding after every screw dinner, i believe it is the effect of hanging out with rachel.
evidence that rachel is not as pure as she used to be:
rachel: after dinner we can go for a walk
me: but walks by the singapore river are only romantic when there are 2 people
stef: oh! *fake cries in a manner that is supposed to get pitying looks
me: walks with 3 people are better! more fun.
rachel: huh i thought walks with 3 people were more fun. that's why people like threesomes right?
me and stef: *looks at each other
okay, if that wasn't exciting enough for you, go look for buses with the sharon au bak kwa ad on them. the top part of the bus says "It's Titillating... It's Titillating... It's Titillating" with a picture of sharon au biting into a piece of bak kwa while she's smiling. tell me i'm not the only one who found the ad disturbing.
our day will come.
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