i've finally gone for my first party here, a sauna party no less. i didn't go into the sauna though, it was so cold there was a pile of snow/ice outside and i would have frozen my limbs off. many drunk finns there, and i happen to be with a bunch of drunk ang moh boys so not all that fun.
got harassed several times by this stupid drunk finn which resulted from my bid to be sociable; i responded to that asshole's friendly overtures (a rather hard finger jab to my arm) and i got a little more than i bargained for. alarm bells started ringing when he suggested we go to some place else and i managed to escape from that weirdo. then as i was watching some guy drinking from a beer bong, he uh, literally rocked with his cock out. i don't remember ever feeling this grossed out in my life.
after watching several naked finns walking about to and fro the saunas, drunken finn came over and attempted conversation once more but i couldn't understand him so i just feigned ignorance. unfortunately, this bugger was persistent so he decided to try once more. this time, he sat beside me and tried to lift me physically onto him. i couldn't decide what vulgarity to use on him and my "don't fuck with me" voice was obviously not working so i had to go home really early.
oh yea, and i saw my american neighbour naked. when he asked me this afternoon if he was walking around naked a lot, i hope i lied convincingly. why so fun.
nostalgic sunday - check the lyrics of this song out if you have time on your hands.
our day will come.
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